A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi: Funny Joke

A man wonders if having relations on the Sabbath is a sin,…

Because he is not sure if doing so is work or play,

So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says,

“My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sleeping together is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.”

The man thinks:,..

“What does a priest know about having relations?”

So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply:,…

“Relations is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!”

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi,

A man of thousands of years of tradition and knowledge.

The Rabbi ponders the question, then states:,…

“My son, it is definitely play.”

The man replies:,…

“Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me it’s work?”

The Rabbi speaks softly:,…

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“My son, if having relations was work, my wife would have the maid do it.”