A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue…

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do,..

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine against that:

When your husband comes home drunk,

just take a glass of green tea and start swirling it in your mouth.

Don’t drink it, just swirl it around and around”.

… …

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk,..

I gargled repeatedly with green tea and he never touched me.”


Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea !!!”