A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue…
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do,..
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine against that:
When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of green tea and start swirling it in your mouth.
Don’t drink it, just swirl it around and around”.
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk,..
I gargled repeatedly with green tea and he never touched me.”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea !!!”