Drunk Husband was brought into night court,..

having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler.

“What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?” the judge sternly queried Husband.

“I was going to a lecture.” answered Husband

“A lecture at 3 A.M.?” The judge was scornful.

“Oh, sure,” said Husband.

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“Sometimes my wife stays up longer than that just to lecture me.”