Archie was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport.
Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, said “Let’s go.”
The pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air, Archie told the pilot: “Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill.”
“Why?” the pilot asked.
“Because I’m the photographer for a television show,” Archie explained. “I need to get some close up shots.”
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered,
“So, what you’re telling me is… You’re not my flying instructor?”