Polish Sausage Funny Joke

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some “Polish Sausage.”

The clerk looked at him and asked,…

“Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, Says:,…

“Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well no.”

“And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?

What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?”

“Well, I probably wouldn’t.”

With self-indignation, the guy says:,…

“Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?”

The clerk replies,

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“Because you’re at a Home Depot, sir.”