Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding.

The officer is Banta Singh.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?

Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.

Santa Singh: Here – this is all I have!

Banta Singh opens it up and says:

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Oye yaar! Why didn’t you tell me! I can’t fine you – you’re also a police officer!