One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…
Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Banta built 2 Swimming Pools.
And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”
Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…
Ek din Santa Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.
Shopwale ne usse flag diya.
Santa bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Banta: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.
Banta: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Banta: Yesterday I saw in my mobile “1 Miss Call”.
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Banta attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Banta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay.
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay ! Bombay !!”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!”
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
“I MISS YOU”
“I Mr. YOU” !!