One day Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…


Santa: My mobile bill how much?

Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.

Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Banta built 2 Swimming Pools.

And he left one of them unfilled y?

When asked him, he said, “Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.”


Doctor Santa falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…


Ek din Santa Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.

Shopwale ne usse flag diya.

Santa bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!


Santa: I think that girl is deaf..

Banta: How do u know?

Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.


Banta: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Banta: Yesterday I saw in my mobile “1 Miss Call”.


Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Banta attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Banta: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay.

While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay ! Bombay !!”

Air hostess said: “B silent.”

Santa: “Ok. Ombay! Ombay!!”


Santa got a sms from his girl friend:

“I MISS YOU”

Santa replied:

“I Mr. YOU” !!