Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:

“Doctor, what’s the problem with me?

When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts…

When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts…

When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts…

When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!”
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The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken.”