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Death Of The Bad Boss: Hilarious Dark Office Joke Of The Day
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting...
Hilariously Good & Clean Office Joke Of The Day: Pet Shop v/s Boss
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00 Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper. The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer. The man then asks about the next monkey...
Best Hilarious Joke Of The Day: Good Boss V/S Bad Little Kid
Joke Title: Kids Too Much A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and...
Best Joke: On His Birthday, A Man Named Peter Was Really Upset
On his Birthday,... A man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office,... His secretary Anna said,... "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said,... "You know,...
Hilarious Office Joke: Man Accidentally Angers A Genie
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later,... A genie popped out of the lamp, But the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said,... "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However...
Hilarious Best IT Company Joke Of The Day: Cannibal & Developer
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees. Four weeks later the...
Best Hilarious Clean Office Joke: Always Allow Boss To Speak First
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each." So the eager senior manager shouted:, "I want...
Hilarious Clean Safe For Work Office Joke: New Company Trainee
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee... On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The...
Hilarious Clean Best Work Joke: Irishman, Russian & Japanese
Joke Title: "SUPPLIES" There friends an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he tells them: "Well, you know, I...
Hilarious Crazy Office Joke Of The Day: Worker Needs Light To Work
I urgently needed a few days off work,.. but I knew the Boss would Not Allow me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' Then He would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that...
Indian Hilarious Software Engineer Joke: Online Chat At Office
A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly). (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today? Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat. Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
Hilarious Interview Joke: Cajun Man And His Smart Math Answers
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Cajun says, "That is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says...
Clean Hilarious Joke: Two Friends Working In The Same Office
Two friends working in the same office. One wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn't allow him to take leave. He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off. He hung upside down from the ceiling so the other guy asked him "What are you doing?" "Ah, me pretending to be a light...
Stupid Boss Joke: Dumb CEO Overreacted And Fired A Worker
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly. CEO of that factory came and asked his salary. Man replied "$2000 sir." CEO took out his wallet and gave $6000 and told him "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back" That guy left without...
Office Jokes: 6 Management Lessons That Everyone Should Know
Lesson 1/6: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment,...
Joke Of The Day: Young Salesman Shocks His Boss At New Job
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and...
Dumb Boss Joke: When New CEO Of Company Fired An Employee
If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this. A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and...
Hilarious Joke: Man Is Flabbergasted At These Pets Crazy Prices
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" "$2,000," the assistant replies. The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. "This parrot is a very special one," the assistant explains. "He...