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Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Hilarious Indian Punjabi Sardar VS Donald Trump Joke: Singh is Always THE King
Without any prejudice... Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Hilarious Dirty Non Veg English Hindi Jokes: Pappu Ki Clean Soch
One Girl ask to Pappu : woh kia hai jo cow ke paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu : legs. Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: paisay. Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Pappu: neend puri karte hain. Girl :...
Best Indian Desi PJ Doctor Patient Joke In Hindi English: Dawaai
Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya? Patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya? Patient: Oho,...
Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Santa Banta At Sword Competition
Joke Title: The Great Sardar Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very...
Desi Indian Hilarious Joke: Lalu Got Job In Microsoft Corporation
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Lalu prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap...
Good Desi Office Joke: Who Is The BEST Infosys, Wipro Or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said: "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make...
Hilarious Indian Best Desi Joke Of The Day: Gujarati Funeral
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakant bhai, Arvind...
Best Hilarious Indian Desi PJ Safe For Work Office Joke: Interview
Officer : What Is Your Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Native Place. Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate :...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: American (NRI) Lady VS Sardar
Joke Title: American Accent An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent of the sardar owner "What's the time?" The sardar (santa singh) is...
Hilarious Desi Indian Clean Joke: Santa & Banta Go Out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all,... they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said: "Hey we should mark...
Indian Hilarious Marriage Humor Short Story Joke: Kahani Me Password Twist
JOKE TITLE: A SHORT MARRIAGE STORY Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): "Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office." (R): "Yes, I can, I need...
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Hilarious Desi Short Jokes: Good Santa & Banta Naughty Humor
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music. Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa." Judge : "But why?" Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me." Judge : "How do you know ?" Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child...
Hilarious Bengali, Madrasi & Sardarji Joke: Ultimate Lie Machine
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way... If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. And Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can...
Hilarious Desi Indian Malayali Jokes: Here Comes The Mallu Humor
Enough of Sardar jokes... Mallu jokes are here! 1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5) Why do...
Hilarious Indian Desi Joke: Kidnapping By Innocence Sardar
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper...
Hilarious Indian Clean Desi Joke: Good Fairy & Santa's Dumb Wish
An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge,.. an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them. As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in,.. there was a strange shimmering in the air and...
Best American Vs Indian Marriage Joke: Hilarious Family Problem
Joke Title: Give Me A Break Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village,.. Whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry...
Hilarious Crazy Indian Desi Joke Of The Day: Handsome American
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am American sir" Crazy Desi says in yelling voice, "You are Japanese." The scared American replies in conformance, "Yes, I am Japanese." The...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Hilarious Short Hindi Jokes: Enjoy Desi Indian Best PJ (Faltu Jokes)
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id." There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor...
Hilarious Desi Gujarati Joke Of The Day: Microsoft Recruitment
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave." 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself:, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll...
Hilarious Desi Best Indian Joke: Arab v/s Gujju Blood Speaks
A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case need arose. As the Arab had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a...
Hilarious Best Desi Dirty Joke Of The Day: Lalu & Bad Nature Call
Lalu Prasad Yadav driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and there's hardly standing room...
Best Desi Indian Office Shayari Joke Of The Day: Arz Kiya Hai
Boss: Arz kiya hai... Office may Kaam hota hain... Galtiyon ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte... Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai... Employee's reply: Arz kiya hai... Appraisal hota hain... Disappointment ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte... Ye...
Top 30 Best Desi Jokes Collection: Indian English Hindi Humor
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