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Best Hilarious Clean Farmer Joke Of The Day: I Am Just Fine
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite donkey...
Clean Hilarious Marriage Parenting Joke: Human Race Creation Or Evolution
A little girl asked her father: "How did the human race appear?" The father answered: "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her father and said: "Dad, how is...
Hilarious Clean Doctor Humor Joke: The Expensive Veterinarian Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too." The man is still unwilling to accept that...
Best Hilarious Catholic Joke Of The Day: Why Didn't Ya Tell Me?
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,.. "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not. We can not have services for an animal in the church. But there are...
Hilarious Short Joke For Kids: Little Boy, Pastor & Way To Heaven
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. While he was waiting,.. a man came to him and asked, "Son, can you tell me what is the way to the Post Office here?" The little boy replied,.. "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy...
Hilarious Innocent Jokes For Kids: Pastor Ask Boys Where is God?
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her husband that she would ask the pastor...
Hilarious Politician Joke: Pearly Gate & Donald Trump's Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock,.. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is...
Clean Hilarious Joke: God's Professional Help To A Good Woman
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told...
Hilarious Clean Religious Joke: Framing The Question Correctly
Two friends Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks,.. "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says,.. "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to...
Clean Old Age Humor Joke: Angry Wife & Her Husband's Hearing New Aid
Working at the post office... I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home, I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. ... I'll have you know, my husband...
Hilarious Joke Of The Day: Women Will Be Women
One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operation, she had a near death experience. On that Time, Seeing God she asked, "Is my Life Completed?" God replied, "No, you have another 34 years to live." Upon Heart Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a Face-Lift,...
Joke Of The Day: The Smart Blonde And The Dumb Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer were seating next to each other on a flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely says no and turns to the window for a nap. The lawyer insists and explains that the game is easy and very fun. He explains,...