Two friends Jack and Max are walking from religious service.
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks,..
"Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"
But the Priest says,..
"No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to...