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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.

After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car.

It didn’t need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.

“I’m blessing it,” the priest replied.

The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue.

He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw.

“And what on Earth do you intend to do with that?” the priest asked.

“I’ve decided that I want to bless the car too,” the rabbi replied.

He promptly walked over to the back of the car and sawed two inches off the tailpipe.

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