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Best Hilarious Clean Farmer Joke Of The Day: I Am Just Fine
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite donkey...
Hilarious Clean Humor Short Joke: Gracious Neighbour & His Dog
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4.44 A.M. by his ringing telephone... "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning at precisely 4.44 A.M., Bernard called his neighbor back... * * * * * * * * "Good morning, Mr. Williams... Just called to...
Clean Hilarious Marriage Parenting Joke: Human Race Creation Or Evolution
A little girl asked her father: "How did the human race appear?" The father answered: "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her father and said: "Dad, how is...
Hilarious Crazy Office Joke Of The Day: Worker Needs Light To Work
I urgently needed a few days off work,.. but I knew the Boss would Not Allow me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' Then He would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that...
Hilarious Clean Doctor Humor Joke: The Expensive Veterinarian Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too." The man is still unwilling to accept that...
Hilarious Politician Joke: Pearly Gate & Donald Trump's Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock,.. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is...
Clean Hilarious Joke: God's Professional Help To A Good Woman
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told...
Hilarious Clean Religious Joke: Framing The Question Correctly
Two friends Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks,.. "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says,.. "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to...