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Hilarious Short Hindi Jokes: Enjoy Desi Indian Best PJ (Faltu Jokes)
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id." There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor...
Hilarious Desi Gujarati Joke Of The Day: Microsoft Recruitment
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave." 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself:, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll...
Hilarious Desi Best Indian Joke: Arab v/s Gujju Blood Speaks
A rich Arab was admitted to the Lilavati Hospital in Mumbai for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood type in case need arose. As the Arab had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a...
Hilarious Best Desi Dirty Joke Of The Day: Lalu & Bad Nature Call
Lalu Prasad Yadav driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables and there's hardly standing room...
Best Desi Indian Office Shayari Joke Of The Day: Arz Kiya Hai
Boss: Arz kiya hai... Office may Kaam hota hain... Galtiyon ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte... Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai... Employee's reply: Arz kiya hai... Appraisal hota hain... Disappointment ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte... Ye...
Hilarious Bachelors Joke Of The Day: Conversation With Salesman
This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy (X) X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which socks do you use? Y: Baba's X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba?...
Top 30 Best Desi Jokes Collection: Indian English Hindi Humor
1) What's the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi didn't know what's lie, Musharraf doesn't know whats truth,... And Lalu doesn't know the difference. 2) Open Challenge 4 Every 1 ... * * * * * * * * * Choti abcd Badi ABCD se Kitne Saal Chhoti Hai??? 3) Are you a high scoring student? Bored of getting good marks? Then join WHATSAPP UNIVERSITY... aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 mahino me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein...
Hilarious Desi Humor Joke Of The Day: Good Indian - American
An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The...
Hilarious Desi Indian Humor: Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi English
Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard." Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single." Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single." Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married." Boss : I am giving u job...
Best Hilarious Indian Joke Of All Time: English Woman & WC
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She...
Hilarious Stupid Politician Joke: George Bush & Abdul Kalam
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime...
Clean Comedy Best Indian Joke: Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, Sat Sri Akaal, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the...
Hilarious Indian MNC Employee Joke: Engineer & Veterinary Doctor
Joke Title: Engineers defined like this Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board." Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only." Doctor:...
Hilarious Short Desi Mallu Joke: Confusing Malayali Indian Name
An Indian Malayali guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport,... and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as,... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Anotherman...
Hilarious Clean Comedy Indian Joke: Santa In Intensive Care Unit
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other...
Hilarious Clean Desi Joke: Indian Weather Service & Cold Winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be...
Indian Office Joke Hindi: Reason To Stay Loyal In Corporate World
Ek gadha: "Yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai." Dusara gadha: "To tu bhag kyu nahi jata." Pehla Gadha: "Bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai... Maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Teri shadi iss gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon."
Hilarious Best Gujarati Marriage Humor Short Joke: RSVP & Gujju Kanjibhai
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing. The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kanjibhai was...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Hyderabad, Barber & Software Engineer
Joke Title: Chak De India There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service." Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Santa Banta & Friends In The Jungle: The Funniest Joke
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this...
Best Munna Bhai Circuit Hindi Jokes Collection: Good Indian Humor
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Dhobhi Ghaat. Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna Bhai: Bolne ka, Washing Town. Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Come Here. Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai? Munna Bhai: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here. Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de? Munna...
Best Desi Indian Joke: Saint Peter v/s Smart Santa Singh in Heaven
Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: Name two days of the week that begin with "T". How many seconds are there in a year? Santa...
Hilariously Bad Joke: Income Tax Officer v/s Sindhi Business Man
The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office. The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji... The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable." "I'm a...
Hilarious Gujarati Short Joke Of The Day: Custody Battle
A Gujarati couple in court was fighting for the custody of a son. Husband: Chokro Maro Che! * * * * * * * * Wife: Wah Kamaal! Tapeli Mari, Dudh Maru, Ek Tipu Merwan Maryu Etle Dahi Taru Thayu, Em?
Hilarious Indian Joke Of The Day: Desi Couple At 5 Star Hotel
An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends' and relatives' homes in other cities,... decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting...