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Hilarious Clean Comedy Indian Joke: Santa In Intensive Care Unit
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. A couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali." The other...
Hilarious Clean Desi Joke: Indian Weather Service & Cold Winter
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be...
Indian Office Joke Hindi: Reason To Stay Loyal In Corporate World
Ek gadha: "Yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai." Dusara gadha: "To tu bhag kyu nahi jata." Pehla Gadha: "Bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai... Maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Teri shadi iss gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon."
Hilarious Best Gujarati Marriage Humor Short Joke: RSVP & Gujju Kanjibhai
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him. After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing. The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kanjibhai was...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Hyderabad, Barber & Software Engineer
Joke Title: Chak De India There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service." Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Santa Banta & Friends In The Jungle: The Funniest Joke
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this...
Best Munna Bhai Circuit Hindi Jokes Collection: Good Indian Humor
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Dhobhi Ghaat. Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho? Munna Bhai: Bolne ka, Washing Town. Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolne ka? Munna Bhai: Come Here. Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai? Munna Bhai: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here. Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de? Munna...
Best Desi Indian Joke: Saint Peter v/s Smart Santa Singh in Heaven
Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: Name two days of the week that begin with "T". How many seconds are there in a year? Santa...
Hilariously Bad Joke: Income Tax Officer v/s Sindhi Business Man
The income tax officer decides to audit businessman Kewalramani, and summons him to the income tax office. The officer is not surprised when Kewalramani shows up with his attorney, Jamshedji... The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you won money gambling. I'm not sure the income tax finds that believable." "I'm a...
Hilarious Indian Joke Of The Day: Desi Couple At 5 Star Hotel
An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends' and relatives' homes in other cities,... decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting...
Hilarious Clean Indian Marriage Humor: Don't Marry Desi Girls Joke
Don't Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you. Don't Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians. Don't Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow. Don't Marry RELAINCE (Jio) girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein. Don't Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest. Marry only HUTCH (Vodafone) girl, she follows you where ever you go!
Hilarious Indian Desi Dumb Joke Of The Day: Santa Singh's Driving License
Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh. Officer: May I see your licence? Santa Singh: License? What does it look like? Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Indian Guide VS English Tourist
Joke Title: Indians Are Indians Once an English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one?" The guide replied "it took about 20 full years" .............. "20 years!!" said...
Hilarious Desi Comedy Humor Joke: Deserted Island & Indian Men
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A). 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. B). 2 French men and 1 French woman. C). 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman. D). 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman. E). 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman. One month later,...
Hilarious Desi Good Joke in English: Pathans Are Not Stupid
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds...
Good Indian Joke: Best Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more. Q. What is JFC? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee. Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology...
Hilarious Desi Clean Indian Joke: Innocent Sardarji v/s Delhi Thug
One Punjabi Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for...
Hilarious Smart Indian Husband's Sense Of Humor: Speeding v/s Policeman
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was...
Hilarious Desi Richest Kid English Hindi Joke: Essay On Gareeb (Poor) Family
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as... She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, 2...
Hilarious Desi Office Job Humor: Best Indian Accountant Joke
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board." Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only." Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a...
Hilarious Proud Indians Joke: Golden Telephone To Talk To God
A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who...
Best Desi Joke: Ultimate Santa Singh's Hilarious IAS Interview Exam
One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in...
Hilarious Best Desi Humor: Short Mix Santa Banta Jokes In English
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. How did santa tried to kill a bird? He took it to the top of...
Hilarious Indian Desi Robert And Ajit Short PJ Hindi English Jokes
Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar... Robert spots a peacock... Robert: Boss.... more.. more... Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajit : Nomore! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen? Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert...
Indian Project Manager V/S Guts Of A Trainee: Best Desi Joke
Joke Title: See the Guts On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Company's American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving...