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Hilarious Indian Desi Mallu (Kerala Wala) Joke: Mallus In Heaven
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're...
Hilarious Indian Vijay Mallya Joke: Desi Kingfisher Beer Is Best
Joke Title: The King Of Good Times After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says:..., "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him. The...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Santa Banta & Mom's Letter In English
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
Indian Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Fastest Thing In The World
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it...
Hilarious Good Indian Joke Of The Day: The Final Prediction
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, "Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please." Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money. A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. "Tomorrow...