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Best Indian Non Veg Humor Joke: Gorgeous Woman & Flight Of Fantasy
A man boards a Kingfisher flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right next to his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles,...
Hilariously Best Indian Hindi English Parrot Joke: Aam Hai Kya?
Part 1 A parrot (popat) goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ... "Aam hai kya?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte." On the third day, the parrot goes again and...
Hilarious Indian Kannada Humor Joke: The Ultimate In GAY
The recent Delhi High Court ruling on Gays has created quite a stir in Karnataka and has made the average Kannadiga take a re-look at his daily life. The native Kannadiga family man wakes up in the morning (belaGAY) and discovers that his whole family could be GAY. His father is heard telling his mother : maganGAY, magalGAY, soseGAY. His wife says...
Hilarious Indian Management Joke: Banta Singh, Lord Dharamraja & Priest
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans. Lord Dharmaraja (an Indian God) asks him: "Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or...
Best Hilarious Desi Indian English Hindi Joke Of The Day: Electricity
Teacher is teaching science & the topic is "electricity". Teacher: to a Boy, beta what I have written on white board? Boy: mam "eletratity". Teacher: No pronounce correctly it is electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: no electricity. Boy: "eletratity". Teacher: after some time, ok call your Father tomorrow. Father came next day... Teacher: your son is called eletratity to electricity. I made him understand a lot that it is...
Hilarious Indian Punjabi Sardar VS Donald Trump Joke: Singh is Always THE King
Without any prejudice... Donald Trump was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Trump!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Sardar Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!" "Well, Gurmukh," Trump replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your...
Hilarious Non Veg Indian Hindi English Husband Wife In Train Dirty Joke: Roti
A couple was traveling on a train going on honeymoon. The train was full So they had to share the coach with an old man. The man turned to his wife and said when we want to make love we must say "LETS MAKE ROTI", So they continued made love the entire night. In the morning the husband asks how many Rotis did...
Desi Hilarious Best Dirty Miscommunication Joke: Pregnant Wife
Joke Title: A Month Overdue Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news, I'm a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone...
Best Hilarious Indian Desi PJ Safe For Work Office Joke: Interview
Officer : What Is Your Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean? Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir. Officer : Your Native Place. Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate :...
Hilarious Desi Indian Clean Joke: Santa & Banta Go Out Fishing
Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all,... they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes. Banta said: "Hey we should mark...
Indian Hilarious Marriage Humor Short Story Joke: Kahani Me Password Twist
JOKE TITLE: A SHORT MARRIAGE STORY Reena was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhishek, Reena (R): "Hello, yes Abhishek ". Abhishek (A): "Reena, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that US consultant I forgot to take it in my office." (R): "Yes, I can, I need...
Hilarious Desi Gujju Indian Hindi English Khichdi Jokes: Praful & Hansa
Decide Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab? Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide" Mature Hansa : Mature matlab???? Praful: jab apna mahesh... chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ????? Hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN...
Hilarious Bengali, Madrasi & Sardarji Joke: Ultimate Lie Machine
A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way... If the truth is told - the machine won't give any sound If a lie is told - the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...' Now there are three Indians. One Bengali, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. And Here it goes... Bengali:- 'I think I can...
Hilarious Indian Desi Joke: Kidnapping By Innocence Sardar
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs. 2,00,000 in a paper...
Hilarious Indian Clean Desi Joke: Good Fairy & Santa's Dumb Wish
An Englishman, an Scotsman and our Santa went on a mountain climbing expedition together. Everything was going fine until one day, while they were walking along a narrow ledge,.. an avalanche ripped away the ledge on each side of them. As they stood there wondering what to do, with the freezing night closing in,.. there was a strange shimmering in the air and...
Best American Vs Indian Marriage Joke: Hilarious Family Problem
Joke Title: Give Me A Break Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village,.. Whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry...
Hilarious Crazy Indian Desi Joke Of The Day: Handsome American
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am American sir" Crazy Desi says in yelling voice, "You are Japanese." The scared American replies in conformance, "Yes, I am Japanese." The...
Hilarious Desi Naughty Joke: Detective Lalu's New Born Baby
Joke Title: Friend Circle Lalu Prasad Yadav came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Rabri, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Banta", he demanded. "No !" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked. "No !!!" she said even more...
Hilarious Indian Computer IT Humor Joke: Santa Banta's Letter To Bill Gates
Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft. Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you...
Hilarious Desi Gujarati Joke Of The Day: Microsoft Recruitment
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah. Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave." 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself:, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll...
Best Desi Indian Office Shayari Joke Of The Day: Arz Kiya Hai
Boss: Arz kiya hai... Office may Kaam hota hain... Galtiyon ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas BOSS Zabaan se nahi kehte... Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai... Employee's reply: Arz kiya hai... Appraisal hota hain... Disappointment ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai... Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte... Ye...
Top 30 Best Desi Jokes Collection: Indian English Hindi Humor
1) What's the difference between Gandhi, Musharraf & Lalu? Gandhi didn't know what's lie, Musharraf doesn't know whats truth,... And Lalu doesn't know the difference. 2) Open Challenge 4 Every 1 ... * * * * * * * * * Choti abcd Badi ABCD se Kitne Saal Chhoti Hai??? 3) Are you a high scoring student? Bored of getting good marks? Then join WHATSAPP UNIVERSITY... aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 mahino me.. marks se nomarks... ab sach mein...
Hilarious Desi Humor Joke Of The Day: Good Indian - American
An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The...
Hilarious Desi Indian Humor: Best Sardar Jokes in Hindi English
Laughter - The best medicine Prince Charles & Sardarji (Santa) were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine." Sardar thinks "how poetic." Sardar (Santa) says, "pass the custard you bastard." Sardar (Banta) at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single." Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single." Sardar says - "Banta Singh Married." Boss : I am giving u job...
Clean Comedy Best Indian Joke: Banta Singh Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, Sat Sri Akaal, This letter is from Banta Singh Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the...
Indian Office Joke Hindi: Reason To Stay Loyal In Corporate World
Ek gadha: "Yaar mera maalik mujhe bahut maarta hai." Dusara gadha: "To tu bhag kyu nahi jata." Pehla Gadha: "Bhaag to jaata par yahan future bada bright hai... Maalik ki khoobsoorat beti jab shararat karti hai to maalik kahta hai, * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Teri shadi iss gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon."
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Hyderabad, Barber & Software Engineer
Joke Title: Chak De India There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service." Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes...