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Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Hyderabad, Barber & Software Engineer
Joke Title: Chak De India There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you, I am doing a Community Service." Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes...
Best Desi Indian Comedy Joke: How Santa Singh Got His Job
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript: O: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some...
Hilarious Clean Desi Indian Joke Of The Day: Sardar On The Plane
Santa Singh gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and gets excited and tense. As soon as he boards the plane, a Boeing 747, he started jumping in excitement, running from seat to seat and shouting, "BOEING ! BOEING !! BOEING !!! BO....". The pilot in the cockpit hears the noise and annoyed...
Hilarious Santa Banta & Friends In The Jungle: The Funniest Joke
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing. Now, this...
Hilarious Gujarati Short Joke Of The Day: Custody Battle
A Gujarati couple in court was fighting for the custody of a son. Husband: Chokro Maro Che! * * * * * * * * Wife: Wah Kamaal! Tapeli Mari, Dudh Maru, Ek Tipu Merwan Maryu Etle Dahi Taru Thayu, Em?
Hilarious Indian Desi Dumb Joke Of The Day: Santa Singh's Driving License
Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh. Officer: May I see your licence? Santa Singh: License? What does it look like? Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used...
Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Indian Guide VS English Tourist
Joke Title: Indians Are Indians Once an English man came to India as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument. The English man asked "how many years did it take to build this one?" The guide replied "it took about 20 full years" .............. "20 years!!" said...
Hilarious Desi Comedy Humor Joke: Deserted Island & Indian Men
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A). 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. B). 2 French men and 1 French woman. C). 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman. D). 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman. E). 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman. One month later,...
Hilarious Desi Good Joke in English: Pathans Are Not Stupid
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds...
Good Indian Joke: Best Java Interview Attended By Banta Singh
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more. Q. What is JFC? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee. Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology...
Hilarious Desi Richest Kid English Hindi Joke: Essay On Gareeb (Poor) Family
Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as... She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, 2...
Hilarious Proud Indians Joke: Golden Telephone To Talk To God
A Writer decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The Writer, being intrigued, asked a priest who...
Best Desi Joke: Ultimate Santa Singh's Hilarious IAS Interview Exam
One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence?" He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for our independence?" "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied. "Is corruption the number one enemy in...
Hilarious Best Desi Humor: Short Mix Santa Banta Jokes In English
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. How did santa tried to kill a bird? He took it to the top of...
Hilarious Indian Desi Mallu (Kerala Wala) Joke: Mallus In Heaven
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're...
Hilarious Indian Vijay Mallya Joke: Desi Kingfisher Beer Is Best
Joke Title: The King Of Good Times After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says:..., "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him. The...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Santa Banta & Mom's Letter In English
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able...
Hilariously Desi Comedy: Best Santa Banta New Jokes Collection
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta: Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar mein ghusa aur bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao. Banta: Pura ghar khali hai malko, jithe marzi so jao! Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na...
Indian Hilarious Desi Joke Of The Day: Fastest Thing In The World
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE Guy: It is Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it...
Hilarious Good Indian Joke Of The Day: The Final Prediction
A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, "Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please." Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money. A few days later, again shooting preparedness was made and the Indian shows up. "Tomorrow...