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Hilarious Clean Indian Marriage Humor: Don't Marry Desi Girls Joke
Don't Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you. Don't Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians. Don't Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow. Don't Marry RELAINCE (Jio) girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein. Don't Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest. Marry only HUTCH (Vodafone) girl, she follows you where ever you go!
Hilarious Indian Joke Of The Day: Desi Couple At 5 Star Hotel
An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends' and relatives' homes in other cities,... decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon. They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting...
Hilarious Desi Comedy Humor Joke: Deserted Island & Indian Men
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A). 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. B). 2 French men and 1 French woman. C). 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman. D). 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman. E). 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman. One month later,...
Hilarious Desi Good Joke in English: Pathans Are Not Stupid
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds...
Hilarious Desi Clean Indian Joke: Innocent Sardarji v/s Delhi Thug
One Punjabi Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for...
Hilarious Smart Indian Husband's Sense Of Humor: Speeding v/s Policeman
Ramankutty Nair, a middle aged Indian immigrant in Dallas, Texas bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was...
Hilarious Desi Office Job Humor: Best Indian Accountant Joke
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: "Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period." Doctor: "I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board." Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only." Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a...
Hilarious Best Desi Humor: Short Mix Santa Banta Jokes In English
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. How did santa tried to kill a bird? He took it to the top of...
Hilarious Indian Desi Robert And Ajit Short PJ Hindi English Jokes
Scene: Robert and Ajit go for shikar... Robert spots a peacock... Robert: Boss.... more.. more... Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajit : Nomore! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen? Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Scene: Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert...
Indian Project Manager V/S Guts Of A Trainee: Best Desi Joke
Joke Title: See the Guts On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Company's American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving...
Hilarious Indian Desi Mallu (Kerala Wala) Joke: Mallus In Heaven
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to talk to you. We have some Mallus up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're...
Hilarious Indian Vijay Mallya Joke: Desi Kingfisher Beer Is Best
Joke Title: The King Of Good Times After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says:..., "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him. The...
Hilarious Desi Indian Joke: Santa Banta & Mom's Letter In English
Dear Banta, Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able...