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The Husband, the Wife and the Laptop
A lady helps her husband to set up a new laptop. Once it is completed, she tells him to select...
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said: “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying: “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”
Johnny said: “I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”
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Little Johnny In Math Class
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if...
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There’s an Air Force Guy Driving from McChord to Ft Lewis
There’s an Air Force guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to...
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While Teaching A Class Of Good Manners
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date...
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The Millionaire and His Much Younger Bride
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married...
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and...
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The Woman, the Merlot and the Refusal
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting...