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Hilarious Old Widows Naughty Joke: Best Senior Dating
Dorothy and Edna, two old age "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,... I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you,... what happened last week, He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...
Hilarious Good Humor For Women On This Planet: Men Are Like
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. #1. Men are like,... Laxatives,... They irritate the crap out of you. #2. Men are like,... Bananas,... The older they get, the less firm they are. #3. Men are like,... Weather,... Nothing can be done to change them. #4....
Hilarious Best Student Vs Professor Joke: Legal Or Logical?
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my...
Hilarious Dirty Golf Joke Of The Day: Man Takes A Week Off Work
A man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off and soon finds himself catching up with a stunning woman playing in front of him. He suggests that they play against each other for the rest of the day and she agrees. The woman proves to be very...
Hilarious Naughty Old Husband Wife Joke Of The Day: Smart Back
Joke Title: Back At You One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of...
Hilarious Short Husband Wife Joke: Wrong Number In The Night
A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings. The man picks up, listens for a second and says, "How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman," before slamming down the receiver. "Who was that?" asks his wife. "Wrong number. * * * * * * * * * * * * It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear."
Hilarious Best Comedy Animal Joke: Bear, Rabbit & Magical Frog
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two...
Hilarious Smart Joke Of The Day: Two Prostitutes VS Policeman
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop...
Bad Joke Of The Day: Couple Were Waiting Their 16 Year Old Son
A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home from a social engagement,.. when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face. "Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly,.. "Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!" His mother turned red and said to her husband,.. "He's...
Hilarious Dirty Mind Joke: Old Man's Visit To A Fertility Doctor
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,.. "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar,.. which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor...
Hilarious Bad Dirty Non Veg Joke Of The Day: Defective Parrot
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says...
Hilarious Dirty Joke Of The Day: A Farmer & A Naughty Widow
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a...
Hilarious Naughty Joke: Handsome Man & Hostel Girl's Hidden Desire
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said,.. "You look cute.. I like you."... The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said,.. "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Please go home and study hard so that...
Hilarious Dirty Mind Joke: Two Statues, One Female & One Male
In a city park stood two naked statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said,.. "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people,.. I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift...
Hilarious Old Age Comedy Joke: Naughty Senior Dating Humor
Candice and Hazel, two "senior" widows, are talking. Candice: "That nice Johnson asked me out for a date,.. I know you went out with him last week,.. and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Hazel: "Well, I'll tell you,.. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine...
Hilarious Naughty & Short Non Veg Dirty Jokes: Smile Please 18+
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u delivers a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe! There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. A cute Nurse came 4 the...