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Comedy Joke Of The Day: Best Divorce Letters With Twisty End
Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came...
Hilarious Bad Comedy Joke Of The Day: Women & Hardware Store
Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked: "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied:...
Best Light Weight New Funny Jokes In English: Latest Good Humor
Rocket to Moon On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight." The impatient wife says, "Sure, but first at least let's see the rocket to get there." Period of Patience Dad went to school for getting the report card for his son in the middle of the class and had...
Hilarious Wise Rabbi In Small Town Joke: A Cow From Alberta
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were...
Have A Good Laugh With These Best Short Clean Hilarious Jokes
LIFE AFTER DEATH: "Do you believe in life after death?" The boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," The boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!" SUPPORT A FAMILY: The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well,...
Hilarious Comedy Joke Of The Day: Umbrella Thief
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,... And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him,... Got up and started walking. The woman started yelled, "Umbrella thief, Umbrella...
Hilariously Dark Death Joke Of The Day: Ghost Comedy Chat
Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark...
Bad Comedy Joke Of The Day: Dad Got The Best Lie Detector
One day Jack's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and...
Elderly Humor: An Old Couple Has Their Friends Over For Dinner
An old couple has their friends over for dinner one evening,... And after the meal the two men retire to the living room while the women remain chatting at the table. The one guy says to his friend:,... "Hey, we went to a really great restaurant last week and I think you'd really like it. They had good portions for low prices, and...
Hilarious Clean Courtroom Joke Of The Day: Bad Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench. "Your Honour," he said, "I must...
Simple Clean Comedy Joke: American Couple, Boy & No Untruth
Joke Title: No Untruth One American Couple went to Africa for their Honeymoon. While walking on the countryside they saw one beautiful lake. There was one little boy standing and enjoying the atmosphere on the bank. They asked him whether there are any sharks in the lake. He said: "No". They jumped in the lake but after few minutes they got suspicious. They came back and...
Hilarious Comedy Doctor Joke Of The Day: Patients & Peanuts
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, 'Up Nuts', and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, 'Down Nuts', and they...
Clean Simple Comedy Joke Of The Day: The Plumber On Run
A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door. The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have any leaky pipe here." The plumber on run, says, "My note reads, your house called for a Plumbing Emergency, address looks exact, Aren't you Mrs. Smith?" The Lady says, "No, Smiths moved...
Hilarious Bachelors Joke Of The Day: Conversation With Salesman
This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy (X) X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which socks do you use? Y: Baba's X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, what is this Baba?...