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Hilarious Best Friendship Joke Of The Day: Honesty is Best Policy
Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and...
Hilariously Clean Marriage Humor Short Joke: Smart Widow
A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked: "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, Your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?" "Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the other replied. "What stopped him?" She answered: * * * * * * * * "I started talking about my next husband."
Hilarious Old Age Humor: Elderly Memory Problem Good Joke
Two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and...
Hilarious Old Widows Naughty Joke: Best Senior Dating
Dorothy and Edna, two old age "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date,... I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you,... what happened last week, He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7...
Hilarious Naughty Marriage Joke Of The Day: New Husband
In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and...
Hilarious Dirty Joke Of The Day: A Farmer & A Naughty Widow
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a...
Hilarious Old Age Comedy Joke: Naughty Senior Dating Humor
Candice and Hazel, two "senior" widows, are talking. Candice: "That nice Johnson asked me out for a date,.. I know you went out with him last week,.. and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Hazel: "Well, I'll tell you,.. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine...
Hilarious Joke: Poor Jewish Man And His Good Deeds For Heaven
A very good and pious Jew, Samuel Goldberg, man dies and immediately goes to heaven. The angel at the gate greets him and tells him that he can't admit him to heaven. When Mr. Goldberg asks why, the angel replies, "Well, this is a little embarrassing. You see, as I look at your record, for all intents and purposes, you have no...
Hilarious Joke: The World's Most Expensive Memorial Stone
A man named Bill died. In his will, he asked for an elaborate funeral and his will allocated $100,000 dollars to cover its expenses. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Nancy turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Bill would be pleased," she said. "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "So go on,...
Hilarious Naughty Joke: Farmer Brings His Rooster To The Movie
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes." "I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his...
Hilarious Joke: Taxi Driver Couldn't Stop Talking About A Stranger
A young man stood at the side of the road and hailed a taxi. When he got in, the driver said, "Well, that was perfect timing. You're a lot like Frank." The passenger asked: "Who is Frank?" The taxi driver explained: "Frank Feldman. He also had perfect timing and was always there at just the right moment. Just like you hailing a taxi...
Joke Of The Day: Widow's Brilliant Revenge Is Ingenious
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything. One day, the man fell ill. He was told by the doctors that he didn't have long to live. After finding out, the first thing he told...
Clean Funny Old Age Joke: Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few...
Joe passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her oldest friend. "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?" "All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand." "No!" Jody exclaimed. "I...