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Hilarious Government Office Clean Joke Of The Day: The Genie
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. "I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie. Poof! A beer appeared. Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women." Poof! He was on an island with...
Hilarious Clean Best Work Joke: Irishman, Russian & Japanese
Joke Title: "SUPPLIES" There friends an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he tells them: "Well, you know, I...
Hilarious Crazy Office Joke Of The Day: Worker Needs Light To Work
I urgently needed a few days off work,.. but I knew the Boss would Not Allow me to take leave.. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' Then He would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Sipho) asked me what I was doing. I told him that...
Best Hilarious Famous Doctor VS Car Mechanic Joke: Marvelous Answer
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop,.. who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a...
Indian Hilarious Software Engineer Joke: Online Chat At Office
A Guy was chatting with a female (never met her directly). (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's ) Hero: Hey...GM ()... How's u doing today? Female: VGM... Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat. Hero: wow... am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find...
Clean Hilarious Joke: God's Professional Help To A Good Woman
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told...
Clean Hilarious Joke: Two Friends Working In The Same Office
Two friends working in the same office. One wanted some time off, but knew the boss wouldn't allow him to take leave. He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off. He hung upside down from the ceiling so the other guy asked him "What are you doing?" "Ah, me pretending to be a light...
Stupid Boss Joke: Dumb CEO Overreacted And Fired A Worker
In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly. CEO of that factory came and asked his salary. Man replied "$2000 sir." CEO took out his wallet and gave $6000 and told him "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back" That guy left without...
Office Jokes: 6 Management Lessons That Everyone Should Know
Lesson 1/6: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment,...
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give...